This is one of the most “up against a deadline with nothing to write about” articles ever.

C’mon, that’s not what he said.

1. This guy’s a douche. It’s certainly possible regret might have set in and the girl might be lying, but I don’t see why it would happen right on the spot.

You can’t help it, you were raised that way.

...because let’s face it: you’re a bad person.

Admittedly this is entirely anecdotal and hearsay, but I know someone who is an auto adjuster and the number of Jiffy Lube horror stories I’ve heard from her have sworn me off them for good (a number of them involve drain plugs being left open and the customer driving off to a seizing engine.)

Can’t tell you how many desktop I work on and how many power supplies I replace. Carry replacement hds (2.5/3.5), router, power supply, monitor, corded mouse and kb, thumb drives, and various software tools. Then the upsells are good to have: wireless mouse and kb, power strips, wifi usb, externals drives, etc...

Couldn’t disagree with most of those points more.

Well, ultimately your opinion is meaningless, so there you go.

C’mon...who wouldn’t LOVE to see this kid go over for being a little too arrogant?

It’s Florida and it’s Tampa/Clearwater: They’re on the Courtney Campbell Causeway

Can we get this guy another fucking job, please? That sports banishment was a travesty. Olberman’s a seriously great voice missing from the political debate.

EVERY fucking tv show and movie that depicts life in NYC is complete bullshit and tends to piss off native NYers. There’s a lot more than 1 NYC; there’s dozens, and life actually goes on above 96th street, as I once heard some “25yr-old, living-up-the-gay-stereotype, fashion-victim, ex-iowa-transplant” once question.…

I REALLY like Rashida, so I’m just gonna close this tab and pretend I never saw this.

Fascinating & very revealing (and something I’ve suspected myself). Simple answer: move. Fuck this place. I know it’s home but many places start out as home and don’t end that way. Why spend your life loving something that won’t love you back? I consider it often.

I didn’t even know that was possible because I’ve never even considered it. I’m not sure why you would want to (although “The Matrix” is obviously the best choice for it.)

GODAMMIT, EARTH...STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF.

Anything starring the Sklar Brothers makes me want to kill the Sklar Brothers.

Relax. It’s a shtty hollywood comedy, based on a shitty hollywood comedy and both about a ridiculous business that generates billions of dollars a year by being fodder for assholes. I’m gonna suggest not taking it too seriously.

That sucks, but I find it hard to muster a lot of compassion. You belonged to a church: oppression is what they do best.