“There... I’ve written your name in it. You’re dead to me...”

Then suddenly BAM.

At this point I’m practically avoiding it out of spite, which is never a good reason to avoid playing a classic game. Sorry, Jason. Maybe in 2017.

Smash is not a fighting game.

But when a monstrous troll appears, Nikki fights off the creature.

I look forward to the civil discussions that are going to take place in this comment section.

When I read Angela Hill’s name all I hear is this dumb tweet....

Definitely, that Afro Samurai one fits her perfectly.

What about international bonds, like those from Chyna?

A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I can see this breaking spectacularly.

Well thank God, the first game was a little too sunshine-and-roses for my tastes.

Man this game is going to be fucking weird.

[edit] nvm solved my problem, thanks!

This always comes to mind in those occasions:

Every big new game gets PC performance threads on forums like NeoGAF and Reddit. If your game isn’t running well, visit those threads and skim them until you find people who claim they’re having no problems. These posts are easy to find, because they’re always some variation of:

I used to be awkward about buying condoms and then I realized “fuck it, I get to have sex and the cashier knows it” and then I give myself a high five.

Why don't we, as a species, simply embrace polyamory and stop treating each other like possessions? You can't commoditize love. That's my answer to the whole cheating debate.