The sad part is they all consider themselves geniuses and highly-skilled. But they’re not. They’re managers and business people with no skills other than the ability to screw over others without caring.

Don’t forget that each and every one of these people, much like Trump himself, are being appointed because they’ve become rich and successful by brilliantly gaming the system, but now because of the good in their hearts and their love of this country, they’re going to sacrifice their own personal wealth and privilege…

They have ALL the money, they’re used to handling it! You’re actually very unqualified to handle money, as a poor.

Why do people feel like they need that much money? Like, doesn’t it reach a certain point that you can buy anything you could ever want and then the rest is just piles of $$ building up on themselves? I understand it would be nice to be able to afford college/house/food/health insurance/bills without stressing out,…

My favorite was use of the word flaccid. Someone is skilled enough to know exactly where and how to place the knife.

Does that make Pence the fries?

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

I’m waiting for Jack Dorsey to pull the trigger, waiting like a lion waits for an elderly and/or ailing wildebeest.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

My favorite line in the Vanity Fair article:

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Part of being smart is knowing what you don’t know. He has no intellectual curiousity, none.

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

Mother...fuck...me.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

BUT... EMAILS

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

In fairness, evolution can be difficult to understand.

She’s young for a presidential candidate, she has amazing work ethic, she has stamina, she defers to specialists, she is pro-civil rights and the environment — I mean, why the fuck not. Without exaggeration she is galaxies better than what we’re looking at.