This is a good point. Add in some extra time for jumping over rats.

Obviously if the train is coming you won’t have time, but if you are ever pushed or fall in while conscious, run as fast as you can to the far end of the platform. Gives the conductor more time to slow down and there’s a ladder you can actually climb up.

Jesus, this, next to terrorism, is my biggest fear in NYC. I always stand far back from the yellow line when the train is coming in and try to stand near a pillar (because I think that I could grab onto it. I probably couldn’t. But. You know).

Not all journalists are white.

(on a side note sex rehab has got to be real fuckfest right?)

Or, even worse, god fucking forbid I wear a shirt that says LOCK TRUMP UP and I am the equivalent of the Anti-Christ.

I like when he calls journalists the “worst people on the planet.” The worst. In the same speech he talks about ISIS beheadings.

A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

There are many reasons why the tired “they’re both terrible choices” thing is so fucking ridiculous but this is a really big fucking one of them. And you’re right that it isn’t something that will be solved by him losing the presidency either. It’s terrifying to think that after all of this awfulness we’ve endured…

Oh fuck off, Sarandon. A) It’s actually shitty and sexist if you to imply that women voting differently than you are doing so because their little lady brains can’t handle voting for a reason other than “that one has boobs too.”

You can afford not to vote with your vagina when you have the money to pay for any and all possible health expenses out of pocket.

Sarandon’s self-perception of her own ethical purity trumps, in a very real and pun intended way, the physical and emotional safety of millions of other people.

Except voting third party is the definition of irrational voting. It makes no sense in our current system and isn’t even a viable path to change our system. If you vote third party, you’re either ignorant of this fact or you don’t care. Either way, it’s not rational because it really, truly doesn’t lead to any…

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

I don’t think I’ve ever used the words “guess this case is closed!” and I have at least tried not to use (and have even very recently argued against) the “look at what X did” argument, as I think it’s very weak/Trumpian. So if I have at all communicated that, I certainly haven’t meant to. But none of us are perfect,…

This is the thing: if it is the case of a woman with a legit story picked up by slimier people, and the woman is trying to maintain privacy, all you have to go on to evaluate legitimacy is the slimy people (Al Taylor/Norm Lubow for one). If the woman is afraid (the current story from her camp) and unexperienced…

And yet, Trump and the Trumpettes are NOT calling out, “Report that, Sopan. . . . Sopan’s not reporting that , something’s happening . . . “

Now just imagine this man in a position of actual power. American freedom of the press: July 4, 1776 - January 20, 2017. It’s been a good run.

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.