The Sixers are so bad they didn’t even make the Eastern Conference Finals the year they made the Finals.

88th minute, Check

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

You could say the driver was blindsided

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

-Michael Scott

Did his parents send him to Earth from their dying planet named Curveballton?

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

If you don’t read this in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice, well I don’t know what to say

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

“A guy who can pitch and catch? Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” - an earnest, baseball-loving 8-year-old

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

He’ll take three steps into summer, like he always does.

He missed 100% of the shot he took

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

I’m sure the sherpas who laid out this season’s route appreciate the “unassisted” label. 

I’m glad he survived. I wish he would find something better to spend his energy and courage on.