It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

am i too impressed by this? seems so amazing to me rn. i guess i’m a bit high, too. still think it’s dope tho

He’s never been IN the black either.

Brewers is a fucking awesome team name on every level. They play in Miller Park, in a city known for breweries, located in a state known for alcoholism. The only way they could improve the name is if they changed their name to the Milwaukee .08ers. The dumbest name in sports is definitely the Montreal Canadiens. It’s…

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Still the best baseball Dog

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

wow. someone’s in the pocket of big danish.

In case of Splash Brother landing, your interviewer’s cushiony next question can be used as a floatation device.

The NBA would award an expansion franchise to Seattle. In order to keep the conferences balanced, Philadelphia would also be given an NBA franchise.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Who the fuck is playing golf with Phil Mickelson for cash?

He looks like a Menace.

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

That does taint the goal somewhat.

D.B. Pooper

It stops peanut butter that hasn’t been stabilized with hydrogenated oil from separating. It’s honestly kind of bullshit how it’s impossible to find a stabilized pb that hasn’t been sweetened.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.