They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

These goddamn Mexicans coming over here, taking jobs from hard-working American Mariachi bands....

I look forward to his tweet of the screenshot of his Cyber Dust message.

Breitbart is a fanfiction section

“To name 5 countries in Africa.”

Rob Gronkowski has apparently also weighed in on the controversy for some reason. And he seems to be siding with Barkley. So I guess each of us has to decide where we stand regarding Bro vs. Wade.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

At this rate, Manute’s great-grandson will be named Intentional Walk.

You mean it wasn’t Wholly Roman?

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

“Get a load of this cool motherfucker.”

The fun thing about Jack Sock is his name also doubles as a masturbation reference.

Except the Oilers could play three centers at once, unlike the 6ers.

Typical slipshod police work failing to report all the facts.

Other than that, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

“I don’t see what the big deal is. There was nothing outside of the ordinary...” <nudge from fellow officer> “...I mean, aside from the, uh, masturbating in the store. That’s definitely not ordinary round these parts. I swear. It doesn’t happen ever day or anything.”

“There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of him masturbating in the store,” Edmisten said.

This is proof that even at 44 years old, Jamal can still pound the pigskin.