You know you shouldn’t be driving when you get out-navigated by Buddy the Elf.

Fitted sheet -> us -> heavy cotton blanket -> comforter or duvet w/ cover (winter).

I work for a hockey team. No they do not.

Out the Wazzu*

The whole point of the post is that the voting process works against the actual debate of “is this player good enough?” by forcing voters to kick that can down the road while trying to keep other players even eligible.

Eliminate the 10-player limit and the vote becomes about merit rather than the quirks of the process.

One of the biggest things I’ve come to learn about depression, if that is indeed what led to this tragedy, is that it often affects people who don’t seem like “depressed people” and that depression is different than sadness.

+1 dollar forcing you to sing

It’s debatable whether or not they should’ve used it, but FWIW, the hashtag spawned organically on Twitter among WSU fans & community members after the news broke. I honestly don’t think this is the school trying to do anything other than offer support.

Holy crap, I actually learned something relatively useful on Deadspin today. Would’ve never thought about the Army just trying to protect themselves from future disputes rather than trying to cause problems for the NHL club.

We’ve been floating around $40K lately. We bought a house last year, so needed a lot of liquidity for loan qualification purposes, and haven’t figured out what to do with the extra yet.

I put 7.5% of my earnings into a 401k. She is a teacher and has a structured retirement plan. Our credit union gives us 1.35% on…

Re: Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

My wife is an elementary PE teacher. She absolutely refuses to even get a light buzz going on a school night and I don’t blame her.

My wife’s family participated in a school fireworks booth fundraiser back when she was a kid... one of those “you staff the booth, you get a cut of the sales” things. They went all in and volunteered as leaders/managers, with her parents figuring it would at least be some general life experience for their daughters in…

Highlights:
11-second mark: green jersey sprays water on ND fans then ducks away, causing orange shirt/black shorts to get STUNNED.
25-second mark: orange shirt/khaki shorts avenges sucker punch thrown by green shirt, only to get DROPPED by grey-blue shirt.
All in all, not a good fight for the orange shirts.

For whatever reason, “Sent from my Alcatel Onetouch A571VL” is the line that made me laugh the hardest. 

+83

Ryhthm & eighth mess me up. Something about the hth combo, I guess.

For whatever reason, “Corey’s Brother” kills me.

I’m from Seattle suburbs and while “downtown” is far more prevalent, I’ve heard “the city” before. Much more recently, I assume because Bellevue has grown up and now has what could be considered a “downtown”?

Kanye West used “Chi-town” in a song that went platinum. I’m not saying it’s what most locals say, but he’s from Chicago and definitely used it.

Hold my beer. - Patrick Kane