i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

Bad week to be a good college running back / bad NFL running back. If I were Curtis Enis I’d be laying low.

Obviously you don’t know anything about knees-iology.

Reports are Darrelle Revis has been frantically asking teammates to break his leg tonight vs the Colts

Reports are that Wilson was red-faced, yet stoic and just floated off into oblivion.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Lemme tell you about this bad beat poker hand from 11 years ago!

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

You’d think he of all people would understand Sabre metrics.

Hayne: Today I have a presentation for you about a very important issue. Cyberbullying.

“Uh...okay, what you’re seeing now isn’t technically bullying, but they do seem to be ganging up on her...”

Deer How Weird,

Yup. These are my viewer.

I’ve been here for years, and am fully capable of recognizing how many of these wounds were completely self-inflicted. I find Thiel’s victory troubling from a freedom of the press standpoint but Gawker’s petty childish bullshit enabled it to happen, and honestly I’m almost madder at them. They created the perfect test…

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

/gets traded to the Detroit Ligers

Good story, but I found it pretty confusing when you would switch from calling him Shaquem to Griffin because of the twin brother situation. Sticking to their first names throughout the story would have made it a lot clearer. This part made it seem like it was two different people:

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.