Ahead of Hamilton Nolan, that’s for damn sure.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

“And I’ve seen 311 four times!”

I’m surprised Graham didn’t text him that he was chickenshit.

Yeah, Goofus sounds more like a Kent-er

I can honestly say I have never been so excited I cheesed my pants.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

He got all huffy.

I went to a hayfield in Buxton once.

nice

Batman played the Anthem

3 AM? I must be lonely.

Oh, I see how it is. This guy can walk up to a kid on the mound and tell him “I love you” but when I do it at my local ball field, the cops are called. SMDH.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Batter up.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

“IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!”