Looks like the character they used to make this trailer already had the “Whistle Master” perk unlocked.

Here’s the revised Keighly statement made during the show:

Don’t forget the St. Benedict Bennies!

He really doesn’t want anyone to see that colostomy bag.

As a college student who grew up a half-hour away from the city, I hope you find solace in the fact that most students from other schools refer to the city as ‘Poon Crapids”.