If only...

If only Nintendo could make console without a gimmick

I laughed far too hard at the Double-XP entry this week. If only Nintendo realized that they could make a decent Star Fox game without a control gimmick.

Let’s make this very clear. The belief that, say, transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the bathrooms of their choice is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that women shouldn’t have the right to control their own bodies is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that blacks and Jews should…

My Italian American grandfather fought in WWII, and despised the Nazis and fascists in Italy till the day he died. He never talked about what he saw during the war, but it always seemed like it affected him a lot. I like to think if there is an afterlife, he saw this, cracked open a ghost beer, and had a good laugh.

I don’t even care how the hell they will fit Alpha Flight into the MCU...

Voiceover work. He’ll be MODOK.

No more pokestop reloading items while the wife is driving. . . . . Wow they keep killing this fucking game to the ground!

Nah, the Concourse can’t even hold a candle to Gawker. Jezebel is closer in tone these days, and funnier than ever, but still not the same thing. I doubt you’d be able to lure the same writers back to a resurrected Gawker, and why even bother?

Finally, someone makes a PS4 controller with the thumbsticks where God intended them to be, but it’s a corded pro pad that will likely cost north of $100.

I hope not. Let me plug that thing into a USB power bank if possible.

“Well, uh...technically right now we can’t talk about battery life. Until last week, we were going to say 7 hours of battery life, but we were using those Samsung Note batteries. So technically the battery will hold a charge for 7 hours, but it will explode after 5 hours.”

Joystick placement for Nintendo Switch is the same as the Xbox, and the Xbox Controller is amazing in terms

It’s nice seeing someone who has been on the bottom and on the top so much finally learn to accept their versatility. #NoSexLabels

Not sure if this was intentional or a spell-check glitch, but if the former, I disagree - we clearly don’t have enough public discussion about Cardassians

If you want to slam Kotaku for something it should be our slowness in reporting some of this stuff. The reason it seems like ‘its up on Kotaku and then it’s gone right away’ is because we’re often covering it at the tail end of when it makes the rounds. Uranium’s finished game, for example, was pretty much on every…

This is pretty ridiculous. A lot of the times the creators of the fan games send us the games themselves, asking for coverage. Sometimes, the games are broadcast/publicized on platforms that have like ten times our traffic, and we cover them after they’ve made the rounds on the internet and therefore became ‘news’. I…

I second this. Even if the experiment meant that we were now in a position where all spinal injuries could be cured that video would be hard to watch. However, in light of how flakey the science seems to be here that’s nothing but a video of animal cruelty.

Fuck me.

Folks be crazy, Sony have already told y’all this thing doesn’t exist. Sheesh...