Did she actually pantomime jerking off two dongs while jizzing whipped cream everywhere? yes

Preachy, what’s next? : Fuck her for eating because there were children starving in Ireland

The critique seems to be very hipster to me: “These people are so weird and ridiculous - they should be even more weird and ridiculous if they really want to do it right. Be more ridiculous, weirdos, and we might approve of your weirdness.”

The only good comic book parallels I can think of are Bucky Barnes and Rick Jones (both orphans with no powers)

First I was going to do a Castlevania sight gag because of your name. Then I decided that was mean and was going to post helpful platitdudes (hang in there buddy!). But fuck all that - that sucks man, moving on is a bitch and it hurts like hell. I will offer one platitude though: you are still you and the purpose you…

They do make a good looking couple:

It is really how she talks. Jesus has walked among us for years, judging those who are worthy:

On the exercise front, if you dislike the gym (like I do) try doing some calisthenics at home - three times a week is enough to keep making progress. The great thing about this type of program is that it require no special equipment and you don’t have to be in public. Generally, it is also more of a whole body workout…

Came here for this, not disappointed

Thank you for sharing (really, it means a lot to me). I am 8 years with no use and it never goes away, but if you keep getting help you can fight it.

He is cosplaying this cat

I’ve met a lot of people who are drug addicts that seem pretty chill and normal the first time you meet them...but stick around. How do they react when their gf ODs? When a deal goes south? When paranoia get the best of them? When someone or something gets between them and a fix?

As a former Catholic turned agnostic there are a few things that I find common among truly progressive Catholics (i.e. pro-choice, female priest, LGBT rights wanting). Rare as they are, I’ve known a few.

Presidential candidate and kraft single enthusiast Donald Trump...

One that really bothers me, that shows up on a lot of art/hobby products is ‘conforms to ASTM D 4236’ with the words ‘certified non-toxic’ wrapped around the text. ASTM D 4236 is a procedure for labeling products w/ no relation to toxicity - juxtaposing the two is designed to intentionally mislead consumers that the…

Sharing kitten pics? Lemme get in on that:

Kangaroos of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your...well, you have nothing to lose

$2 merkin of a wig...cannot stop laughing at this

My childhood dog was named Taffy - she was superior to most people

Nah, he would tell them to go outside and run some stealth operations