It disgusts me when women believe that tripe. We all know women who regretted certain sexual encounters. They don’t scream “rape.” We know the difference.

When I first glanced at the headline, I was willing to give the original author the benefit of the doubt about the “not getting drunk is a safer choice” concept. I personally gave up drinking forever because a very bad thing happened to me the last time I got drunk [clarification: I am male, was not sexually…

My Witcher ain’t got time for booty. There’s Gwent to be played. Unless “her way” is a nice game of Gwent. I’ve got time for that. She doesn’t want to play Gwent, does she?

Remember when he was someone you disagreed with but ultimately respected? 2007 seems so long ago...

Am I missing a joke that makes the chalkboard the winner? Because that was the least entertaining one to me.

Rainn Wilson’s post reminds me of this Onion classic:

Bro, do you even Tekken?

People also don’t understand that GS doesn’t equal optimal gear at all. Each rank of gear overlaps stat ranges with each other, so it is entirely possible to have a 204 weapon that is better than the new 229 weapons that are available. This goes for gear as well, people are just throwing on pieces of the new 268 stuff…

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I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

He’s like the Nikola Tesla of crossover fighting games.

Y’did good.

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

Eh, Final Fantasy gameplay and story have never really been outstanding... they’ve always been about the entire collective, the compulsion loop, and the polish/production values (there are way better JRPG’s mechanically and narratively that barely get a look).

Glad there were no cemetery surveillance cameras when I was a teen.

Good evening.

Just a quick crappy shop.

The problem with the show was that there was not enough Ron Funches. Like, I would wait half an episode for him to do more than sit in the background. he was way underutilized (unless it got better w/r/t him, I only watched season one). He’s a rising star for sure, somebody’s gonna scoop him up and I damn well hope…

I don’t think anyone’s been insulted by being called a mick in about 75 years. You wanna see a white man get all pissed by a label? Call him a racist.