So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

What’s so hard to believe about Roger Clemens going to Nantucket?

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

Parenthood was far superior. Still had its corniness and sentimentality but the acting was far superior and it didn’t beat you over the head with the family life lessons/schmaltz. Also the characters had more fleshed out storylines, whereas in This is Us Chrissy Metz’s entire storyline is I’m a big fat fatty. Legit…

This is a really touching and beautiful family image. I’m sure you know this already, but that rain delay that helped the Cubs out was actually just your grandfather jacking off from heaven; all over all of us.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Sure it looks like a dramatic transformation, but you have to remember that the lighting’s very different, and it’s probably sucking in for the “after” shot.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Well, he wanted to schwinn really badly. He cannon be dalenied.