Sucker punch and then the hop back/runaway. What a bitch move.

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I'll miss this delightful oddball of a show but happy that it's ending as the creative team want it to.

The AP tried to reach out to Neymar’s representatives for comment, but have not replied.

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

This article’s summary of this research is so bad that it borders on willful falsehood. Here’s the actual result from the study:

Um, I thought the symbolism was actually pretty obvious around the White Walkers-global warming conclusion:

Yeah, I get what you’re saying, but as a hockey fan who came of age when the first two rounds were Smythe/Norris/Adams/Patrick division battles, I kinda like the notion that the playoffs start with intra-division blood feuds. If anything, I wish there were more divisional games during the regular season and greater…

I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

sir, this is an Arby’s

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Did he finally hear that song that actually made him run through a godddamn brick wall?