Yeah jeetz

BUT NEVER A MCCOY! - The Hatfields

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

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The Phillies would be over-joyed to have a gay pro prospect, as that would mean they actually have a pro prospect.

Reminder: this is the same company that would out him against his will if they thought it would get them hits.

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

No, that’s the bad news, regression to the mean is inevitable.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/08/heres-…

dammit

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

Even Seriouser Question: Is there another sport where the self-proclaimed best team whines about having to play another good team?

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

Don’t look now, but this was caught by that professional ball-hawk dude Zack Hample.

Questionable positioning? Then every goal keeper I’ve ever seen has questionable positioning when someone is coming down that side of the field with the ball.

I just hope he never leafs.

I’m shocked that the Lightning kept playing Ben Bishop, even when he wasn’t able to move around in his own crease, instead of just putting in the kid Andrei Vasilevskiy.

Forget game recaps, this is literally the type of article I come to Deadspin for.

FIFA has a deal.