The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place

How many were injured when the ambulance crashed into the hedge?

Nothing tops Rocky but I have fondness for this one.

My reaction to this list:

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

Sumo wrestler hockey goalie?

No, that is not allowed. 4.06(b):

Independiente’s rivals, Racing, made a parody video.

The wording of the MLB rule makes me wonder: Would it be legal to put a really really fat dude wearing a lot of padding (or maybe 2) right in front of home plate? Let’s say your pitcher can thread the needle. The batter would have his vision obstructed and would have no idea what was coming. If he did make contact,…

Same thing that happens when it earthquakes on a road that goes up a 5.1% or 6.1% grade hill.

I know, write?!?!

It appears that these are daily bulletins, so announcers and writers know to highlight a milestone when it happens. In Monday night’s game, Beltran may get 3 hits, Drew 2 homers, Gardner 3 steals, Miller 7 K’s, and maybe even Headley goes crazy with 6 doubles. But how the hell is Gregorius supposed to get 3 games…

NOPE. I've seen that before. It stopped him dead in his tracks. He took another step, and it said "this is happening now whether you like it or not". So he did the only thing he could do - he dropped his bag, walked to the curb, dropped trou, and that fucker shot out of him like a demon in Poltergeist. He had no…

You know, I'm a pretty go-woth-the-flow kind of guy. Sure, I get kinda up in arms about shit on the Internet, but don't we all? In real life, I'm about as laid back as laid back gets.

You chuckle heads poke fun but almost as soon as you go outside you get not as warm.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

That being boston, no actual Pizza was harmed in the making of this video.

I've had some really great conversations with strangers after asking them, "So, what are you passionate about?"