How about you take an Uber to pick them up! That way you can have a few cocktails, and it’s safe!

Randy Levine would love to have that hairline. He was probably trying to convince Deadspin to post it.

It’s always nice to be reminded of this.

In response to one of Burneko’s points (from Wikipedia): “The puppet characters of other Henson productions, such as Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, are not considered Muppets,^[41] as they were made by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop, rather than by Henson’s Muppet Workshop.”

Greg Paulus is my pick for the worst.

Did anyone else notice that Dan’s question appeared a month later on 538? https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/am-i-overthinking-this-routine-social-interaction

Counterpoint:

You unintentionally made up a great food related name: Beets Utah!

The following could be said about a player in the United States: “Today he made his first start in a competitive game for the club, in a CONCACAF Champions League game against fellow MLS club FC Dallas.” - That’s no less complicated, you just might be familiar with the teams, etc.

I guess the best way to avoid this is to not light your Christmas tree on fire.

I can do the weird leg break videos, but watching his own teammate and an opponent skate into his head while he was out cold made me feel sick to my stomach.

That eagle’s tongue is weird. Right?!

Sad that the brownbagging denouements came to an end after just two episodes. Afraid of the Gettysburg PD?

That would be a real Foodspin!

I love this.

I mean, that’s not even a hare. Obviously the tortoise is going to put a rabbit to shame. Let me know when we have an actual hare/tortoise showdown.

Oh, Canada...

This is a stupid question, but is it possible that the hit pushed his brain to the edge of concussion, and then the innocent head tap from his teammate pushed him over the edge? It just strikes me how he went down right after that tap.

Suggested edit: Game 5 of NLDS. Unless you’re saying the Mets are going to catch the Nats. Then I’m on board.

I am a BC grad, and this is fair.