surprisingly well-received Shazam! from 2019.

I am a night owl and admittedly well into my cups one 4am when I see cop car lights next to my driveway. Highly unusual as I live in essentially the black suburbs of my city and it’s quiet, old folks, boring. So I go outside and see the cops have pulled our newspaper carrier over and out of his car. When I pulled out…

I believe they bought surplus police cars at auction for like $400 each, this main crash scene included 60 cars, just over 100 were destroyed in the whole movie. Add some more to prep them for stunts, like reinforcing.

Pierce County Sheriff: “Reporting suspicious black male, no reason yet to believe he’s not violent, I feel threatened.”

I prefer David Bowie improvising a song about how Andy Millman sucks.

You’re thinking of the Sourtoe Cocktail of Dawson City, Yukon.  (It’s easier to lose a toe to frostbite there.)

Sortilege (whiskey-based maple liqueur) is totally a real thing, and delightful.

That had to be near the beach, not the woods. I remember them serving Rock Lobster. 

The grandaddy of “make up the short weight” schemes like this was the 1960s “Salad Oil Scandal —

It wasn’t stolen, it was ate.

But Wikipedia gives no clue as to how they were identified or caught....

The best thing about this comment is that I can’t tell if you’re serious.

I've been to a bar in Canada where they give you a sidecar of maple syrup with your whiskey

Canadian Crime Tuxedo is totally my new ska band name.

Even their ski masks were denim. It was a Canadian Crime Tuxedo.

...after apologizing... 

It’s a funky old shack, but you gotta get back.

They should just go back to shooting it up. Although when you shoot it between your toes, your socks tend to stick to your feet afterwards.

They definitely pulled off the crime while wearing a lot of white denim, and sped away from the scene while blasting Bret Hart’s entrance music.