I once made an entire theater burst out laughing when I started casually whistling during the scene when the head monster tried to sneak away from the humans.

I blame the Santa Anna winds, myself.

As a KC resident who could be counted on visiting the Alamo at once every 3 or 4 weeks regularly, I say fuck ‘em.  I was appalled at the stories that emerged of the horrid abuses perpetrated against the workers there.  I felt betrayed, and honestly I think Alamo corporate are being cowards by closing and not…

Apparently theaters like this Custer lot of money to operate.

Where’s my Bowie knife...

*sighs for 30 minutes straight*

Letter writer: Incest?

+1 bunch of bombs (in the air)

It's not music fact checkmate libtards!

Depends what you call “prison”. Technically, he’s risking house arrest (is “castle arrest” a thing?) for a full covid year.

Music Theory is just a theory!

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

This your grandad?

My grandfather had a “toothbrush” mustache. He grew it some time in the 1920s and then Hitler became a thing. My grandfather’s stance was that “it was his first”, he refused to change it, and had that thing until the day he died in 1995.

It also deserves a nod for Best Supporting Performance by a Sandwich

like all christopher hitchens quotes, this is one of my favorites:

Hypocrisy is what Christianity is all about. I’ve never met a Christian who actually understands and follows Christs teaching.  Anyways, any religion that won’t accept me wanking to my neighbors wife is no true religion. :)

some kind of book that talked about not judging others

If only there was a figure in Catholicism who had this kind of mindset, or some kind of book that talked about not judging others.