I mean, beer comes from plants, so..........I am voting for beer.

I got the perfect title for the series:

Awesome. They can have every episode end with Hawkeye knocking on their door asking if he can hang out. Road show :)

Attach Booger to a giant harness with the Sky Cam and have him fly around the top of the stadium, shrieking his insights about what the Mike did on that last pass protection, as he soars 20 feet off the ground around the field at a blinding velocity.

Look at this fucking guy. The only thing keeping him from being a movie villain is a cat.

Read “Booger Mobile” thought it was a Jalopnik cross-post

In defense of Monica/Rachels Apartment, Monica established a lot of times that the apartment was on her grandmothers name so the rent was lower than usual, otherwise she couldn’t afford it. 

Season 1 very specifically mentions the apartment’s rent is ridiculously cheap because of the obnoxious, ultra-bright LED billboard placed right outside the windows.

Living in New York City is not cheap! Some people have the mistaken impression that employers here give a cost of living salary compared to the same job elsewhere. You’d be mistaken. Which is why it was so bizarre to find out Karen-I’m-a-Low-Level-Reporter Page was covering Matt’s Hell’s Kitchen rent for months. She…

Ok that ended up being longer than expected....

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

Catapults are loud. Plus they're always blasting Danger Zone. 

NO, I DON’T EAT HAY!

Gawker didn't do much to shape the internet though. 

Counterpoint: Gawker was a hell site.

^This.

I also feel there are a couple major sites missing:

“Journalists publish secrets all the time, people are always trying to hide stuff. Part of their job is to investigate and expose. Are you really advocating for journalists not to investigate and report on it?”

And frankly, I know no one likes Facebook, but it has absolutely shaped the internet as we know it far more than Tumblr, Imdb, Snopes, and The Onion.

It wasn’t murdered, it was killed in self defense. Look, Gawker was entertaining at times, but outing gay people and posting private sexual videos of people is trash and deservedly got killed for it. Pro tip, if you don’t want to have lawsuits bring down your company, don’t try and mess with people’s personal lives…