Also, the 4Runner is too big for San Francisco streets and its tiny parking spots. Parking spots in SF—there can be only one. If that.

Tom, Tom, Tom...

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Further proof that bad things can happen when you pass on the shoulder.

Badass, indeed! And one hell of a life.

“And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling Americans!”

Jinkies, Shaggy!

G-g-g-ghost ships?!

I mean, beer comes from plants, so..........I am voting for beer.

Attach Booger to a giant harness with the Sky Cam and have him fly around the top of the stadium, shrieking his insights about what the Mike did on that last pass protection, as he soars 20 feet off the ground around the field at a blinding velocity.

Look at this fucking guy. The only thing keeping him from being a movie villain is a cat.

Read “Booger Mobile” thought it was a Jalopnik cross-post

Ok that ended up being longer than expected....

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

Both of you are heels!

Catapults are loud. Plus they're always blasting Danger Zone. 

Careful. You’re toeing the line between funny and unacceptably funny.

NO, I DON’T EAT HAY!

TYPE LOUDER, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

“you notice it less when it’s your own car”