Name checks out.

Counterpoint: “Cathay Paciic” never lost a plane.

That’s a good way to get into the mile high club!  Was Cathy any good?

Counterpoint:  They’re all out of F’s to give?

Clearly they don’t give a flying F’

I know what I would do with it...

Honestly, I’m a lot more satisfied with this update than most of the previous ones, because it sounds like the dude is making progress and that his attitude has improved dramatically. More than that, he realizes that the cars that he left in his yard for decades aren’t in the same condition he thought they were in…

[looks around nervously]

Counterpoint: I’ve hung out with this guy a few times through a mutual friend, and he is actually an incredibly nice guy who endears himself to people almost instantly when they meet him. I am not a Jets fan and I don’t have a dog in this fight, but - take it from some random guy on the internet that you’ve never…

ah-gee-gee-gee!

This guy agrees. 

The arresting officer..

Just to elaborate ...

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

Did you know that when it snows,

The White Zone. There is no kneeling allowed in the White Zone.

I’m a 43 year old woman, and my youngest daughter will turn 12 in a few months. 

Also as a father of two and a husband, I truly hope there’s a special place in Hell for this guy. 

As a husband and dad, my sentiments exactly.

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…