Surge charging will be in effect Friday-Sunday.

You’ll have to login and see if the meatballs are available; if you get caught eating breadsticks, you’ll have to pay an additional $14.95 surcharge each.

Oh, sure, the Pasta Pass sounds great *now*, but in a year or so I’ll bet it will be down to three meals a month and you only get to select one of two meals available each day.

The P.T. Cruiser.

*Sees price

*Sees price

That’s 300 quarter miles, bro.

Good idea, Jason!

I think Torchy got into Elon’s medicine cabinet. 

1. Mr Musk says something stupid on Twitter

He bought on the premise that Musk was telling the truth at the time. Which we now know he wasn’t. After he couldn’t prove he had financing, stock sunk.

And the winner brings home the bacon!

So in other words, this is a lot like prom night in much of the small town midwest?

Hmmm, so much plastic.

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

Come on by whenever. But leave your axe or other possible murder weapons at home, if possible.

Gotta love me some of them push a button get a gear type transmissions I want them to make a comeback, if I have to have an automatic I want it weird

So I see you support Team Thanos.