What nonsense. Anyone voting for Johnson was never going to vote for Clinton to begin with - libertarians are much closer to Republicans than Dems. Libertarians basically are Republicans who don’t believe in God.

You must have forgotten the underlying motto of the Democratic Party: “everybody who disagrees with us is stupid and/or mean.”

You have this place confused with a site that gives a shit about the quality of their work. Understandable mistake.

Because it’s a tax on poor people, I’m guessing.

I thought Aubrey McClendon killed the Sonics.

IMHO the Democrats should change the party motto to “why don’t those filthy rednecks believe we respect them?”

How old are you? No disrespect, but people say the same damned thing right before every election. Shit, I remember people saying that about Ross Perot in 1992! “If you think the peasants with pitchforks are going to go away, just you wait. This is historic! It’s never happened before! The most successful third party…

Remember, though, that the people who don’t answer their phones and/or use apps to block numbers on their cell phones are younger and more affluent, two demographics that skew toward Clinton. Meaning that existing polls embed a bias toward Trump. Implying the race is nowhere near as close as polls indicate.

Same thing as when the Sanders Army declared war.

Romney’s entire candidacy was basically “I’m not Obama.” Hell even his conservative base barely liked him.

Not as amazing as the lawsuits Trump files to stop the tell-all books from being published. If only he could find a media lawyer to take the case...

But enough about the Conde Nast CFO.

What you should have said was “even American soccer sex scandals can’t hold a candle to foreigners.”

This headline should be pronounced “Croad Woad by Sow Blow.”

Jim Carrey’s legal advice, which Denton et al should have heeded:

I knew someone who used to work for the National Enquirer and she said they just settle with everybody ASAP, AQAP (Q = quietly).

That’s what I figured. Weird to see this video because (a) I’ve never seen it despite being old enough to remember the song, and (b) in my brain this song begins with a child saying “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: Pop Goes The World, by Men Without Hats!”

Weird that Stoke has been able to get both Bojan Krkic and Shaqiri. I thought both were big time talents at big time clubs, yet they both agreed to come to some random West Midlands podunk. If I had that much raw talent I think I’d want to play in a big stadium in a big city, especially after playing in Barcelona,…

I’ve read a few WaPo articles on this, and it seems that (a) Jackie faked a diagnosis of terminal illness to one friend, and (b) when Erdely called one of one of Jackie’s 3 friends to apologize for the RS article, the friend said she was no longer speaking to Jackie because Jackie had created a rumor that the “friend”…

To protect her from the stigma that our society attaches to people who have not been raped.