Rolling Stone?! Is that a joke? You sure you don’t want to put Teen Vogue and Jacobin in there while you’re at it?

Sing it, Sam!

Respectable news organizations and journalists, to whom being seen as balanced, level-headed, and more attuned to context and contingency than the reactive social-media mob is more important than reporting the most accurate version of the truth as best they can tell it, backed off

Just wait until the next Netflix doc: “How A Restaurant Owner Successfully Duped People Into Thinking She Had Been Robbed By The Fyre Festival...And Made Three Times What She Said She Had Lost!”

I would be hard pressed to tell you what exactly an “exploratory committee” is

Prove it. Show me a link.

Admittedly I don’t have a master’s degree in journalism from Columbia like certain other esteemed GMG investigative reporters, but why didn’t Buzzfeed contact Mueller ahead of time to ask if there was anything factually incorrect in the report? Seems like it could have saved a lot of embarrassment.

Yeah, black people are completely immune to it. Just ask Colin “I’m not going to vote because Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are exactly the same” Kaepernick.

Might want to check today’s news, genius - OPI announced a $0.55 dividend. I’m afraid that does not work out to a 19.82% yield.

Makes you wonder: if Gawker writers had devoted as much time and energy to emulating Buzzfeed as they did to mocking Buzzfeed, would the company still be in business...

To Hamilton’s credit, this is nowhere near as idiotic as his usual investment advice. It still isn’t smart, but when your 2011 starting point is “factually incorrect”, even “dumb” is an improvement:

Considering OPI earned $0.69/share in the last 12 months, how do you anticipate them getting the $6.88/share you expect them to pay out in dividends?

I think one of their targets ended up committing suicide if I remember correctly.

Wow - I am so old I remember when the Jezebel rule was “no bodysnarking!!!”

Duhaime-Ross said Abramson portrayed her as poorly qualified for her role as an environmental correspondent, saying she had “no background in environmental policy” despite the fact that she had a masters’ degree from NYU’s Science, Health and Environmental Reporting Program.

Im glad its fixe’d.

About time Sicily caught a break, between Etna erupting and their new leader being unable to take office.

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Dealing steroids doesn’t pay as well as it used to?

Hows a goofy old dude supposed to try and fuck?