I once heard a new media pioneer, digital futurist, and First Amendment crusader say that today’s gossip is tomorrow’s news.

only consider her testimony for the sake of damages

“2010. Stockholm.” - Julian Assange

It’s been “overvalued as much as it’s been since the 2008 crash” since about 2011. That’s what happens when the market goes up monotonically (almost).

Dead masturbators with trust funds?

I would have thought that hating the lawyer transferred into hatred for the client.

Yes! And I’m as guilty of this as anybody; 15 year old me said Reagan was a fascist, 19 year old me said George HW Bush was a fascist, etc. The word has been so devalued that when an actual fascist like Trump comes along, lots of people say “yeah yeah yeah, whatever.” It’s like the “OMFG what about appointing the next…

Former Page Six editor Susan Mulcahy admitted in Politico, “I helped make the myth of Donald Trump. And for that, I am very, very sorry.”

It’s actually remarkable how similar Gawker’s and Trump’s philosophies are. Both are strident, both are sexist, both claim to have principles but violate them whenever it’s convenient, both pretend to be fighting for a higher cause when they’re really just feeding red meat to the extremes.

Oh definitely. “Bigger government, higher taxes, and atheism” is the six word biography swing voters yearn for in a President.

I remember really liking your opinions on Gawker. Do you think the transition from Deadspin into Gawker is a deliberate GM strategy, or are smug misanthropes like me migrating here because we can’t kick the Gawker-flavored allocoprophagy?

Misdemeanor breaking and entering, probably.

Not believing anyone is a reasonable take

I loved Boulahrouz! Remember his comedy routine with Robbie Keane?

Sure you’re not thinking of Adrian Mutu? Kezman wasn’t a great player but I don’t think he had drug problems.

I vote Democrat because I judge people as individuals instead of using lazy stereotypes, unlike those filthy bible-thumping rednecks in the flyover states.

Assuming the judge overseeing the case signs off on the settlement, it will be paid in full by 38 Studios’ insurance company.

The government should make a soldier stay in your house while you’re serving.

Give me a fucking break. Re-traumatised by what?

And make Univision pay for it.