They were winging it with this one. It’s bad enough they charged him to dismantle his own property; they really didn’t need to pilot on like that.

Did you have to think hard about that one or did you just wing it?

This just plane isn’t funny.

These jokes aren’t going to take off.

I guess having a plane in your driveway there doesn’t fly with the community.

They switched to Monster Cables.

Just ask him to speak slower and louder, like white people do with English

I learned Japanese from watching anime but now everyone thinks I’m about to throw fireballs at them :<

Obligatory:

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

NO LITTLE RED CORVETTE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

And suspension upgrades because now the engine is too good and its not in harmony.

If it doesn't redline at 11k you'll never make the tofu deliveries on time.

I think what you mean to say is that the US knows how to make our power grid monkey proof.

That thing won’t last five minutes before highway patrol throws a spike strip in front of it. Cops are always trying to get him, so advertising himself on the road has always been profoundly stupid.

This is great news to the most famous Isetta owner, Steve Urkel. After growing up, and marrying Laura Winslow (after the death of his beloved Myra Monkhouse), Steve has been longing for an environmentally friendly version of his favorite car.

They could get Jaleel (Urkel) to do an ad where he tries to win back Laura Winslow. Something reminiscent of the Toyota Doraemon ads.

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.