As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

So, he planned to do it one piece at a time?

I was sitting down to sign the papers on a town house a few years back, and discovered that they had a ban on all vehicle work, and there was a fine if you were caught with car parts in your garage. I walked out of there, to everyone else’s ire.

The old one allowed chickens, but wouldn’t let you work on a car in your driveway?

I don’t have any punny jokes: He assaulted and killed this man in front of his granddaughters. For touching (“touching”) a piece of metal.

I wouldn’t say my life is boring, but from the responses my short commute appears to be extremely uncommon and probably accounts for most of it.

I don’t know which is sadder...that Doug DeMuro has video/photographic evidence of himself fisting a Dodge Hellcat, or that I spent part of my lunch seeing Doug DeMuro fist a Dodge Hellcat. At least he likes the headlight airscoop. And props for admitting its too much car for him. A lot of people aren’t always willing…

Doug, I liked your choice. That said, next time you gotta think differently, you know what I’m saying? Like, I know you’re a car guy and this is a car site, but let’s really switch it up next time. Have you considered

“Think of it this way, they’re not punishing people for driving a competition vehicle, they’re just rewarding those that buy the products they make.”

I wanna know about the poor GM employees who bought the Cobalt. I would personally reward them for their courageous sacrifice.

I used to be a Zamboni driver. There’s a real craft to it. The speed you’re going, the wash, the conditioner blade depth, the temp of the resurfacing water all play a part in how the ice turns out, and they’re all adjusted on the fly. For example, due to centrifugal force pushing water out into the corners when the…

I found her CDL Instructor.....

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

The most ridiculous Aero in motorsports.

this dilemna causes me undue empathy stress. i’m going to pretend i never read this.

My biggest question is: “What the hell is a 67 year old lady doing with a Subaru STi?!”