All I want is a little green frog to drive around in.

Meanwhile, on NJ Transit...

Question, do you find the blueberry Noosa yogurt too sweet?

Hey Subaru, I know where a 2nd gen is, right where you left it. Litterer.

We’ve dubbed this man “Shift Bae” in the office.

One day when I was a young lad driving along with my older brother I asked him why there was a key hole next to lever thing (gear stick). He said, “If you turn the key the car will start flying.” Anything like keys and red buttons have to get pushed just so I can silence the voice that tells me cars will suddenly…

So I wonder who the first person will be to comment “Just don’t get bad credit and make your payments on time, otherwise you deserve it?” With a lot of self gratifying head nodding starring it.

“But while y’all washing, watch him / He gone make it to a Benz out of that Datson”

“See him on TV / Any given Sunday / win the Super Bowl / and drive off in a Hyundai”

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

“What you think I rap for to push a fuckin Rav4?!”

“Mayonnaise colored Benz / I push Miracle Whips”

“So don’t front, MC Ren ‘cuz I remember when you drove a B-210"

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

No it’s a Supra Dupra.

That’s because Ford never offered the wagon or hatchback versions here like they do in Europe!

It also appears to be very very sad about something.

uh...

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.