He made a rhetorical point not a threat.

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…

Woo! I’ve got one! So, this chick was the SiL of my best friend, and when the baby shower invites  get  around, my best friend *begged* me to go because “jesus christ Heathens, this bitch is insane and I need a damn witness”

So I’d say my first baby shower, or should I say my husbands baby shower, was a bit over the top.

Okay, this was not over the top, but I bet I can take the cake for most pathetic baby shower. My twins had just been born super early and in dire condition. They were the size of squirrels and ensconced in the NICU unable to breathe on their own, but my aunt insisted on going through with the shower she had planned. I…

Thankfully, I’ve never been to an over-the-top baby shower, but I will say that at MY baby shower, my insane ex-mother-in-law walked in after not having seen me since I became pregnant, immediately knelt on the floor in front of me, and began whispering and kissing my belly. She was like, making out with my belly…

A bunch of chinless men pretending to be good at something.

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

+1 lost Jalopnik poster

When you’re too crazy for Andre 3000 to fuck with you KNOW theres no saving that person

Here presented before your eyes is the perfect distillation of our last three or so years. The scene is the “response” or “backlash” portion of the entire anxiety-filled and fear-laden sense of decline and loss of power driving those white people who wanted to take back their country. The self-satisfied smirk on that…

Speaking as a pasty Irish woman, when I was around 2, I found a bottle of what I guess I thought was water in the house (in Ireland). So I drank it. As you do when you are a toddler. Then ran a ridiculous fever and ended up in hospital. What was in the bottle? The water they washed my great grandmother’s dead body in…

Ants, live, a whole left over sodas' worth. I was about 13. So much shrieking and vomiting ensued. 100s of ants... And it was more the sensensation of the live ants desperately trying to climb out of my through and mouth that kept my gag reflex active for hours days weeks...

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

I wish I was actually at work, since my job is 18th century history, politics, and life, particularly how women participate in it and TADA.

What I’m “making” for “breakfast” every day for guests. 

An illiterate grey tries to school a professional writer and is horrendously wrong yet again:

Hi, you lousy little troll. I’m not sure if you noticed the picture next to my comment, but I, not The Root, am the one advocating for violence to be done against this child killer. It has less to do with ‘wokeness’ than it does the fact that nothing would stop me if it were my daughter.

You know that level of pure, unbridled anger when the screaming stops? When that white-hot rage focuses itself so sharply that it could cut through a titanium plate? When the mindless outrage turns into cold, calculating hatred, and your only thoughts are on how you can make it look like an accident? Not saying I'm…