My biggest wish for 2019 is that people, worldwide, stop being so fucking stupid. Not just about vaccinations, but about everything. In lieu of that, I wish that only the stupid people would be harmed by their stupidity instead of all of us suffering along with them. 

Oh, please! I know Gloria. I’ve gone out with Gloria. She wasn’t alone in Prague. She’s never alone...

Note the passive voice there, “[we] deepy regret the experience he endured.” Like the experience has nothing to do with them, “his treatment” just happened out of thin air. Mmhmm. 

That shit looks like kindling. She should be ashamed. 

You know how we as black people go to scary movies and yell at the screen, “WHY YOU GO IN THERE? NO! HE THE KILLER! RUUUN! IF THAT WAS ME I’D blaseblaseblase...”

I’m so glad that at least Seinfeld tried to say something. Chris, he gave you an out! We already know Louis C.K. is trash by now, but c’mon Ricky. Also if you click through that article he continues “Why would you murder someone who’s committing suicide?” “But I never saw someone ruin their entire career with one…

Yeah i’m not surprised by C.K.and Gervais’ reactions but, Chris what are you doing?

Fuck that ref. That’s point one. But also, fuck Andrew Johnson’s team, coach, and school for not showing up for him. If he’s expected to sacrifice his time, youth, and energy for a sports team and their collective victories, those motherfuckers could have stuck up for him. All the weekends, afternoons, evenings,…

Happy holidays! Chris and I are getting festive and celebrating with the dark, Quake-inspired first person shooter Dusk right now on Twitch! Come join chat for cookies and gibs.

I bet you like domination porn too. None of that soft stuff either. The kind where someone has tears coming down their face and a foot on the back of their head during backshots.

That is the only way I can understand why someone would want to see BTNH go against Migos. Just the “bone bone bone bone” ad-lib alone would…

let’s also remember Black Santa as he lived, unable to hail a taxi

Whenever I see stuff like this, I’m baffled that not one person mentioned that it may be a bad idea when it was being developed. 

Anna’s seasoning rack was unavailable for comment.

I’m not sure it was only the booze exactly, as much as it was wanting attention, even negative. I didn’t know her well enough to call it one way or another. But I do hope she’s doing better. I’m not angry at her, but I do wish my husband’s boss hadn’t seen my boob. It’s a bit odd. 

That is cool, however this sounds like they bought non-serviced debt. This is debt that went from debt-collector to debt collector, and as it was pass down the line, some of the debt was paid, and some was not, so collector A may have bought the debt for 80c on the dollar, and then he worked the list, maybe got money…

Somehow

And, you know, Donald Trump did not understand, in the end, that just because we were friends didn’t mean he wasn’t going to be subjected to the proper scrutiny.

And you know he got that VITAMIN D.

When I watched the episode, honestly I couldn’t understand.

Michelle what r u doing????????? no. Stop this. Church dick is not good dick. Trust me girl. He will only give it to you missionary