Yeah, anyone who claims they’re offended by “cracker” is actually just mad that they can’t use the n-word.

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

“Did you fix the crash?”

People/companies freaking out about nudity will never not be one of the single dumbest things on the planet. “Modesty” is a completely artificial concept. Humans don’t come with clothing. No other animal wears clothing. Clothing is a tool that gives us an enhanced ability to survive in harsher climates, but is not…

So you really like those peaches, wanna shake that tree?

“If you’ve committed some sort of misconduct or you’re a leader who has tolerated a culture that is not consistent with our values, we’re going to take action”

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

That GBA screen color correction is one of the best. I’m not a huge fan of using a bunch of shaders and filters but that one option just seems to enhance all the GBA games I have.

I wish the buttons were fully customizable. It doesn’t allow you to map any of the controls to the ZL and ZR triggers, which are objectively more comfortable to use than the L and R buttons.

I was fine with the graphical options, but I think the button mapping could have used just one extra function. I really wish you could have mapped button combos to a single button, specifically mapping a sub weapon to to a single button instead of up + attack. If I straight up missed this option, I am more than…

Imagine being such a shitty person you get fired from a job you hired yourself for.

Ah yes. The classic Cascading Failure. A thing that goes catastrophically wrong, causally linked to an endless chain of other Things That Go Catastrophically Wrong that all set off Even More Things That Go Catastrophically Wrong. Like a circular row of dominos, except each domino is an open oil drum filled with…

Was it just the one time or was it a dual shock?

Need those for my Boba Feet

So basically it’s a prequel to Pixar’s “Cars” series?

little known fact that galactus eats wallets as well as planets

It would require a lot of RAM and a good hard drive to be able to run that many CPU’s up his butt.

From what I’ve seen of the comparisons to the older sprites, the new [sprites] largely reserve black for an outline, so there’s less distinction between parts of the sprite.

I don’t approve of such crumby behavior. Here people are trying to have a noble duel and a third person is just loafing around until he can roll over an unsuspecting victim.

What’s the big deal? After all, they’re not lootboxes, they’re fun presents!!