They don’t believe it, though. In their feeble little minds we’re sputtering with rage over Waddles’ every utterance. Trumpies are playing an entirely different game, one that we’re not in and have zero interest in playing.

Typical Trumpie, desperately trying to make it an issue of “rights” instead of admitting the truth and just saying it’s all about trolling “libs” and absolutely nothing more.

And Waddles could have done that, but he chose to be flatulent and defiant instead. His braying Trumpies followed suit.

Just today Waddles was mindlessly babbling about how in California everyone is required to wear masks they “can’t take off, ever, even when they eat” like it was an actual fact despite being based on nothing more than the flabby machinations of his broken and deranged mind. Turning masks into a sub-imbecilic wedge…

This. Run for mayor or your state senate or even the Board Of Ed, then start thinking bigger. The idea that some stupid celebrity can just slide right into the White House and do a competent job is insane. We need to start taking government seriously and stop treating it like it’s just another tentacle of our dumb…

If his fat gassy daddy wasn’t a make-believe TV billionaire, the always-chinless Donny Jr. would be employed at a sleazy sub-prime used car lot, sitting in his trailer office spewing racial slurs after selling some poor sap a flood-damaged used Kia at 29.99% interest. He is human garbage and seeing him pathetically…

Uh-oh, looks like someone dared to ask Waddles a question. He hates questions and doesn’t “do” them. He prefers to freestyle and riff, about everything from dishwashers to “his emails”. Real questions are just too stressful and boring for Lard Belly and besides, who do these reporters think they are, asking the Great…

We all know what the problem is. Waddles and his oily army of brain-dead Trumpies...that’s it. They’re holding the entire country down with their idiocy.

“Daddy? Please keep sending the checks, OK? I promise I’ll keep playing along if you do.”

This is exactly what will happen. Waddles will talk all over everyone else and try to freestyle, then get pissy when he’s rebuked, then he’ll cry foul and begin to pout, hurl insults and whine about how “unfair” and “fake” everything is.

The country has tired of Waddles, his cretinous Trumpies and their endless stream of meaningless irrelevant conspiracy theories and wild flights of imagination. Other than Fox News drool-cups, no one cares about Hunter Biden or his emails. The main concern right now is getting that greasy wad of flab the fuck out of…

As usual what SHOULD be the biggest news story in the world right now...Waddles’ obvious and rapidly escalating psychological decline...is being sort of politely overlooked, most likely due to sheer fatigue, I’m guessing. The election is just a few weeks away and the sitting president, who’s just allegedly recovered…

What will be “fun” is seeing the look on her face when she finds out that Waddles left Ivanka everything.

It’s so funny how Trumpies demand “respect” and “civility” while demonstrating absolutely none themselves. Waddles is free to “joke” about anything, but mock him and it’s the end of American culture forever. 

He’s also a bio-terrorist, as he’s openly encouraging Dotard Nation to act as living bio-weapons, wheezing and drooling all over the rest of us. They’re not just an annoyance anymore, Trumpies are a genuine public health menace now.

Fuck Barron Trump. I can’t wait until Waddles is dead and buried and we can stop hearing about these “people” and their idiotic lives. I guarantee that Lard Belly has spent maybe a total of an hour and a half with that kid since the day he was born, if that.

I’ve kept a handful of right-wing news websites in semi-regular rotation since the late 1990s, as I just like to keep regular tabs on the enemy, so to speak. Like Drudge and a few other way dumber ones I won’t dignify by mentioning here. Back in 2015-2016 I wondered how the more lunatic fringe would handle Trump, as…

Distill it down to its essence and it’s simply about either being a dick or not being a dick. If, for example, I were to hear that famed musician David Crosby had died I would probably think “meh, he was never my thing” then move on with my day. I would just ignore the glowing online tributes and thought-pieces on how…

No, I dread the prospect of Waddles somehow pulling it out and or scamming his way to another victory. I don’t see it happening, but that doesn’t mean it won’t. Based on my own observations, right now, today, the “general public” is weary of Waddles and the daily antics, they’re tired of hearing his bullsht and…

Apparently some of those sad goobers were some sort of pro-life fanatics who roared with imbecilic glee as a man who just got injected with a drug produced from stem cells which were originally sourced from an aborted fetus wheezed COVID germs all over their pitiful braying faces.