The NYT is reporting that on Monday Waddles had a stunt planned where he wanted to exit the hospital looking all frail, then rip off his shirt to reveal a Superman shirt beneath. I am not making this up.

It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Waddles is quite clearly off. He tweets in wild outbursts then goes quiet, he’s coughing and raspy-voiced, he’s cutting his feeb-rallies short, he had a big band-aid on the back of his hand today and he’s slathered in even more face paint than usual.

We have a choice. We either go back to electing some semblance of a competent president or we choose four more years of Waddles’ insane antics. If Waddles wins absolutely nothing will change. He won’t reform anything, he won’t implement anything, he’ll just tweet, do his act and egg on his drunken Trumpies in order to…

He also had a fresh bandage on the back of his hand, like when you get an IV.

Lame insults, wild hysterical scenarios, tsunamis of obvious lies and whimpering about her emails...classic Waddles. Other than being visibly unwell now he hasn’t changed one iota or learned a single thing about anything. He’s the exact same flabby bag of shit he’s always been.

 
So I’m listening to Waddles before and he’s talking to some moronic right-wing media shill doctor. He’s wildly babble-lying in this kind of weird low-key “inside voice” with this really grating sing-songy thing going on like he’s trying to come off as America’s kindly old grandpa reading us a bedtime story. The…

They insist that they have a RIGHT to be intolerant, racist, vile and dumb, yet they demand “civility” and jump to accuse “libs” (anyone they disagree with) of being “sick” when they exercise those very same “rights” against them. Like last week when Waddles fell ill. The Trumpies immediately started moaning, groaning…

Here’s a very interesting theory re: Waddles and drugs. Everyone is sort of assuming that the steroid he’s on might account for his especially unhinged behavior recently and there’s undoubtedly some truth to that.

Of course. In Trumpland if you dare to point out the obvious fact that Waddles and his drunken, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing Trumpies are inept gassy imbeciles without two brain cells between them to pass around and share they become all indignant and accuse you of “being divisive and intolerant” despite the fact…

This, 100%. Waddles cannot participate in a “debate” where he can’t interrupt and mug for the cameras whenever someone else is speaking, as that’s the sum total of his “debating” skills. Strip him of his imbecilic act and force him to answer the questions that were asked and he’d be utterly helpless. He knows this…

LOL chimps go for the balls, throat, eyes and fingers first. So within two minues he’d be a ball-less blind guy with stumps for hands who couldn’t even cry out for help.

I certainly wouldn’t agree to be in the same room with anyone who’s been anywhere near Waddles lately. Stop allowing Lard Belly and Company to dictate the terms of everything. Half-Pence should be quarantining right now, not sputtering and wheezing all over a room full of people. This is obvious.

Nope. The first VH record was a whole new thing when it first dropped. No one was playing anything like that at the time. And pretty soon everyone was. Much like how Hendrix, Clapton, Page and Beck ushered in the era of the guitar hero, EVH and Randy Rhoads were (for better or worse depending on your tastes) at the…

This has always amused me. He’s an obese doughy NYC real estate scammer, slathered in make-up with a freakish double combover, yet his Trumpies see him as a rugged Rambo-like figure, a “man’s man”, which tells you a lot about how unbelievably dumb and gullible the typical Trumpie really is.

With any luck at all Waddles will keep pushing it until he keels over and croaks. With that freak anything is possible and I wouldn’t count him out until they lug his fat gassy body out of the WH one way or the other, but right now he’s an enfeebled mess, desperate to keep the persona alive even as he struggles to…

EVH was one of those figures who genuinely changed the course of popular music, rock and roll specifically. The first VH album was a seismic event, no one had ever heard anything quite like that before. The first four VH records in particular are like a guitar wizardry master class. 

Trumpies are America’s dimmest and dumbest. They’re the anchors weighing us all down.

The way Waddles turned wearing a mask into a dumb “political statement” ranks as one of the most obnoxious, inept and just plain evil acts any president has ever committed. Like I often say, Trumpies are the anchors dragging the rest of us down, in this case they’re literally furthering a national health crisis purely…

Waddles would never just go to the hospital as a “precaution”. He loathes “weakness” and would never voluntarily do anything that might give the impression of poor health or an infirmity. Therefore IMO...

1. Waddles’ symptoms are considerably worse than we’re being told, leaving him and/or his staff no choice but to admit him.