As I think back to the Sopranos finale, I’ve figured out what bugs me. It isn’t the ambiguity, or the sudden blackout, or the idea that Tony was killed.

DS9 is the best Trek.  All right thinking aliens living amongst humans know that.

I didn’t like DS9's finale, but everything leading up to it was fucking amazing (and DS9 is still my favorite of the Treks).

This is an early April Fool’s joke, right?

Not nearly ruined. He went full deaf and had to get a cochlear implant. Otherwise, I couldn’t agree more with your sentiments.

My earliest memory of him is when he repeatedly bullied Chelsea Clinton - who was 12 or 13 at the time - by referring to her as the White House dog. More than once. 

First of all: congrats on your windfall! Genuinely, that is very cool.

People who hate (arguably, correctly) hedge fund owners and their practices turned the tables on them by finding weaknesses in their portfolios and were able to use the masses of reddit paired with cheap investing platforms which don’t require you to be a certified investor created a scenario where people could invest…

or hugged the fucking flag like its his blankie

Slightly OT, presently I’m listening to the WH press briefing and wooooow...I forgot how refreshng it is to listen to an informative, truthful, non-combative, intelligent press secretary.

And he’ll forget about her in the will anyway. Not cut her out, just forget to write her in.

Ah Eric and that weak upper lip. The Jethro of the Trumps.

The way she deleted the “American Patriots” tweet tells you all you need to know. A Real Trump would have doubled-down and refused to delete the tweet. (Or just ignored the angry replies under it.)

Oh did I get drunk and run you over with my car? My bad. Don’t press charges though, focus on regrowing on your leg.

Ivanka does speak in a very awkward way. The unformed word salad opinions aside, there’s something else. It’s like she’s trying to cover up a regional accent that embarrasses her. I don’t know what that might be. I doubt she has much of a New York one, and certainly not a Brooklyn or Bronx accent. I guess it’s…

Just thinking about it a little more, to be fair, I realized that Don sucked about as bad as she does and in a similar way back in the ‘80s and ‘90s when, like her, he still gave half a fuck and was trying to be likeable to all and cared enough to pretend to appear intelligent. It wasn’t until he became his true…

... and her ludicrous taste in clothing is mind-boggling. How long before she wears a 3' long red tie to make herself look slimmer?

That’s the thing about the Trump kids, they don’t have that same shitbag charisma that gives Don Sr. the cartoonish pro-wrestling heel vibe. They just completely suck at life.