Some men just plain dig portly ill-tempered liars.

Typical Trumpie. Obnoxious, gassy, crude, loud and annoying just for the sake of it. That’s the “right” they really demand...the “right” to be gigantic abrasive dickbags how and when they see fit. Do your part and treat them all like outcasts who don’t belong to the community and whose voices are worthless, because…

This. Let Waddles and his disgusting family go first. Shoot Barron full of it and let’s see how that goes.

No fucking way. No. Fucking. Way. There’s no way I’m getting shot full of some hastily-conceived vaccine. The swine flu vaccine in 1976 was rushed too and it landed me in the ER.

In 1976 a swine flu vaccine was rushed to market in response to a national pandemic panic. Some people had serious reactions to this hastily-conceived vaccine. I was one of them. I was ten years old when I got that shot. Lined up in the high school gym with everyone else from town and got the gun pressed against my…

Puds like Rand Paul SHOULD be afraid of being beset upon by angry mobs, in fact he should be afraid of far more than that. All Trumpies should. They’ve been emboldened by their waddling feeb king and now it’s time to make it a mark of shame like it should be. If it takes Rand Paul being torn to shreds by an angry mob…

In a real, proper debate Biden would kick the shit out of Waddles. But in a Lard Belly-friendly, freestyle riffing “live in concert” spectacle it could be a different story. This is why he has to say no way UNLESS Tubby agrees to a real debate. Time to dump Waddles’ pop-culture trash gimmickry in the trash and stop…

Biden has to insist that any debates be properly moderated , with no garbage softball Fox News “questions”, no freestyle Waddles riffs, no crass interrupting, no making gassy faces while the other candidate is speaking...a REAL traditional debate. Lard Belly will never, ever agree to such a thing.

So OK, let me see if I have this right. Waddles was going to “drain the swamp”. Now, after over three and a half years in control, Waddles claims he can’t drain the swamp because the swamp won’t let him thus we owe it to him to give him more time to do what he’s already proven he can’t do. OK then. It’s way past time…

I couldn’t agree more. Biden should refuse to debate Lard Belly unless Waddles agrees to a real debate. No freestyling, no insult comedy, no gyrating. Either do it correctly or no deal, it’s not supposed to be some ridiculous dance-off. In a real debate with real rules Biden would annihilate the flabby freak, he has…

“Don’t forget me in the will, daddy!”.

She has no empathy. She MARRIED Donald Trump. We all know the deal and we know exactly why she’s there. Trumpies live in a magical fantasy world, however I live in this one and I refuse to play along and pretend she’s somehow “good”, as I know better. Her dumb speech was as vapid as I assumed it’d be.

Sorry there Roman, but no one’s forgetting anytime soon.

LOL “brown” men = big, scary and intimidating, “white” men nerdy and wimpy. Steve Urkel and John Cena beg to differ.

“Look daddy! My girlfriend looks a lot like your third wife! We should get together sometime and compare...”

I assume Rush failed to mention his sex tourism trips to Central America and the suitcase full of Viagra he was busted with while on one of those sex tourism trips. I guess he doesn’t want his fondness for sex trafficked Central American minors to be “out there”, as they say.

Like the great poet Lee Ving once said, New York’s alright if you like saxophones.

“Waddles is a giant scumbag and a totally amoral piece of shit”...yeah, great, but where the fuck were you back in 2015-16 while he was flailing around and throwing his own feces all over our entire election process the first time? I mean speaking out against Lard Belly right now is all well and good, but these aren’t…

Waddles, who spent months downplaying and flat-out ignoring COVID, suddenly has the inside scoop on the miracle cure that Democrats are keeping from you to hurt him. He could cure the phony made-up virus tomorrow if those pesky libtards would stop weaponizing the pandemic against him. The entire situation, literally…

What a revelation. It’s always sort of amusing to me when people act like it hasn’t always been known that Waddles is a sleazy con man and accomplished bullshit artist with a gratingly insincere and wholly made-up persona, like it’s only coming to light now. Lard Belly has been a despised icon of the American…