Fuck Melania Trump, fuck her stilted vapid insincere dipshittery and fuck her Bond villain’s mistress aesthetic too. She is Donald fucking Trump’s cartoon wife and it’s the only thing she’ll ever be. 

Only when he’s doing one of his semi-conscious “serious” speeches where he reads right off the teleprompter. During those you can actually see the resentment and the frustration he feels over having to stick to a script. But when left to his own devices Waddles cannot resist the urge to start doing his act, which…

Look at the overweight bearded braying Trumpies wheezing on one another and flapping their cardboard signs. These are the gullible marks, suggestible goobers and gassy blowhards who are holding America back. Their imbecilic chants, cretinous lawn signs and pathetic flatulent antics gave gone from “obnoxious nusiance”…

It’s so fucking annoying when I hear people say “Biden’s no better” or “it’s not a choice at all”, as it implies that Waddles is no different than any other unpopular president and that there’s no difference between Biden (or almost anyone else for that matter) and Lard Belly, like they’re just branches of the same…

Ever see the huge flares they use at giant landfills to burn off the methane gas the decomposing garbage generates? Lard Belly’s mouth serves the exact same purpose. It exists to vent off the vile gases generated by the mass quantities of cheeseburgers he’s always digesting. When he does that cretinous pucker face his…

Once again the obese cretin just starts randomly freestyling about things that have no relevance whatsoever. He doesn’t do anything other than react to things that happen to cross his field of vision. Today it’s sharks, tomorrow it might be pancakes or manhole covers or lighthouses or macaroni salad, it’s all just…

Hear hear. It’s way past time to start treating all Trumpies like the garbage they are. I’m sick to death of having to tolerate their gassy imbecilic nonsense. I don’t care if he took down the entire Chinese navy with a slingshot, if he wants to play the fool then he should expect to be treated like a buffoon. 

Yet he whines and blubbers about having to temporarily wear a thin piece of fabric over his mouth and nose while in public, which is the definition of a “pussy move”. He endlessly gloats about the sacrifices he’s made for his country, then blithely puts his fellow citizens at risk to show his support for an obese…

All Trumpies are either grifters or imbeciles...period. It was always pretty obvious which one Bannon was. Fleecing Trumpies is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who promised to never lie to reporters, did exactly that when she said she’d never heard the president talk about QAnon during a Fox interview on Thursday. “The media talks a lot about this so-called QAnon. I’ve never heard the president mention it,” she said

Again, the story I was told didn’t specify anything illegal or anything like that, but the woman in question (who was 21 at the time) said he was “annoyingly persistent” in a way that would typically be considered pretty rude at the very least.

Uh, why can’t everyone involved be considered a victim? Lords was a victim of her shitty childhood and lack of real role models and those she worked with were victims of her identity theft and lies.

Yeah, let’s dumb it way, way down for the hicks, rubes, hayseeds and goobers who don’t understand dem big dumb words. Let’s pander to the barely literate “working class” slobs out there by simplifying the message. Maybe she could have said “duh der me win Trump bad boo duh derp” at which point Joe Blow from Calico…

Lost in the typical hubbub over Waddles railing against tires and endorsing Qtards is the fact that once again he isn’t actually “doing” anything. His entire term has consisted of pretending to be outraged over mostly imaginary culture war garbage and everyone plays along, day after day. Are we ever going to unplug…

Remember how they used to pretend to have plots?

Ours was Pirates Of Penzance, with Linda Ronstadt and Rex Smith (!). Back then it was sort of tough to buy weed bowls, the only ones that existed were either those shitty metal ones or hand-carved wooden ones.

This. Waddles has no idea who she is or what she did. It’s possible that he might have heard the name once or twice in passing but otherwise she might as well be Snow White or Princess Leia as far as he’s concerned. This is just his pitiful attempt to “prove” that he “supports women”. If he thought he needed to score…

When I see Melania I see the same thing I see in Waddles...complete fraudulence. She is playing a character and she is completely unable to even give the impression of sincerity. It’s all contrived and well-practiced mannerisms, empty words and even emptier gestures. I don’t see a “beautiful glamorous intelligent…

I don’t want to be one of “those people” but I know someone who once had a pretty creepy encounter with Gooding Jr. Nothing illegal happened or anything but I’ll just say that he was described as being “very forward” and leave it at that.

I don’t disagree but when someone produces apparently authentic documentation showing that they’re of legal age, why would it be assumed that they aren’t?