This is true. She popped up in some small legit roles, like on “Married With Children” but it never really went anywhere. But she was one of the more famous porn stars of the era.

Great username. Is your real name Bruce Halford or Rob Dickinson?

This is all correct. I got my first DL in the 80s and it didn’t even have a photo. I knew several people (typically but not always females capable of passing for 21) who just used an older sister’s birth certificate to get a duplicate DL.

Confession: I’ve seen a Traci Lords movie. This was before it became known that she was underage at the time. It was called “Kinky Business” and the plot (as it were) was loosely based on “Risky Business”. There was lots of sex in it.

This. He made (another) major miscalculation with his flabby “war” with the USPS. He doesn’t understand that “the normals” CAN’T UPS or FedEx everything, they NEED the post office.

I’m not taking any sides here but I will point out that getting fake IDs and documents in the 1980s was way, way easier than it is now. I knew several people who got legit fake driver’s licenses straight from the DMV back then. 

And just like Lard Belly, she goes to great lengths to give the impression that she’s “doing” something while she’s actually doing nothing at all. Once the fat fuck dies she’ll quickly discover how little everyone cares about her and her creepy rictus grin.

Once again we see that Waddles is physically incapable of posing for a photo without inexplicably contorting his face and mouth into some sort of bizarre freakish pose. What on earth is he even doing there?

Where are those Sea Shepards and their prop foulers when you really need them?

Yup, his brother’s entire life boiled down to not being jealous of how incredible he is. What a great guy.

Nice! Hear that, Trumpies? You need to start gobbling down fistfuls of oleander, morning noon and night. If you begin to feel ill that’s just the miracle cure working, so don’t stop. In fact it means you should quadruple the dose. If the taste gets to you just mix it with your favorite canned lite beer.

If Kylie would draw eyes and lips on her ass and post pictures of that it would probably save her untold amounts of time, time she could then use to post more pics of her boobs. It’s win-win!

Of course she isn’t a “victim”. She voluntarily agreed to pretend to be his “adoring wife” thus she’s a complicit enabler. Melania is every bit as fraudulent as Waddles is. She is not and never was a “supermodel bilingual architect”, she’s paid to give the rubes and marks the impression that Lard Belly is a powerful…

It’s the story of Waddles’ life. He has no problem with destroying the USPS if it suits his gassy whims.

I thought Miley was dropping the whole oversexed tongue-wagging thing? Or did she already drop the dropping?

In TrumpLand everything “useta” be fantastic until “libruls” came along and ruined it for everyone with their onerous spiteful “restrictions”. 

Flabby drooling imbecile, forever babbling about nonsensical trivialities. He’ll resort to anything to avoid doing any real “work”. Windmills, showers, football...his predecessors must be absolutely aghast over how he gets away with doing nothing of any consequence. 

I’d love it, as IMO Trumpies have to pay for what they’ve done. Just losing an election isn’t enough. I want them to feel pain.

He’s also obviously not against puckering his mouth so it looks like an anus, as he does it fifty times a day.

I’m not an unsympathetic person and I don’t mean to sound like a dick about it either, but when you allow loopholes everyone is going to find one. I mean I get it and I really don’t want to sound like I’m trivializing it, but the minor inconvenience of wearing a lightweight surgical mask in public places is being…