IMO this is the correct take. Waddles is badly flailing right now. The road show has been grounded, there’s no place to do his act and Americans (for the most part) don’t want to see it right now anyway. Lard Belly is like an enormous landfill and his cretinous “campaign rallies” are like the big methane flares they…

Lick my balls, Trumpie scumbag.

No one likes it. Everyone is not special. Wear...the...fucking...masks.

Fuck off and die, Trumpie scum.

LOL “politics”, like not playing football is a direct affront to Waddles and his entire party, orchestrated by evil Dems and libs hell-bent on sullying Lard Belly’s immortal legacy of victory and accomplishment. Literally EVERYTHING is about making Waddles look good, no matter how stupid or backwards it may be.

Hey, so some 21 year old kid’s mom catches COVID and dies, it’s a small price to pay to get to see Clemson beat Furman 77-0. Fat old guys who get winded pulling out their dicks to take a leak need their entertainment.

In my day it was Tipper Gore. IMO there is way, WAY too much attention paid to pop-culture junk in this country. We survived 2 Live Crew, we’ll survive “wet ass pussy”.

As usual, a so-called “conservative voice” is all riled up about some idiotic novelty pop song that will be completely forgotten six weeks from now. And they wonder why normal people refuse to take their “voices” seriously.

When his scummy Trumpies start braying about how “hard” he “works” I really want to brain them with a tire iron as punishment for being so fucking stupid. It’s Monday and Waddles is right back in front of his TV, proffering his gassy opinions on pop-culture garbage.

That’s Waddles, our very first pop-culture czar, firmly focused on sportsball games...COLLEGE sportsball games, no less. After successfully blowing another weekend on golf and gassy “executive orders” that aren’t even worth the paper they’re printed on, he’s back in the hamberder lair on Monday, pontificating on…

The victim’s family forgiving her says way more about them than it does about Wrong-Way Guyger, who was running around with a gun while in a state of confusion so profound she couldn’t even find her own front door. She is OBVIOUSLY a menace to everyone in her vicinity and needs to be incarcerated lest she…

The only monument dedicated to Waddles that anyone wants to see is a big gaudy tombstone over his crass trashy grave site. Hopefully we’re all rewarded with that very, very soon. 

Miller gives off a real “found in his cell dead from an apparent suicide” vibe, doesn’t he? In a just world...

Taylor Swift fans were issuing death threats over a recent 8/10 review (on Pitchfork, I think). I mean, it wasn’t even a negative review, yet the slightest criticism sent her stans into a wild rage. At this point Beyonce could release a goregrind album of Anal Cunt covers and everyone would gush with praise. Although…

LOL Waddles had obviously never seen the word “Yosemite” in print before. In high school he heard he had to take the SAT, so he pulled up a chair.

Real music criticism died years ago. Any writer who dares to critique any popular artist is immediately buried by armies of angry stans.

Look at that picture. His brain-dead Trumpies keep pushing the “Sleepy Joe is senile” argument but in the above pic Waddles looks like a tired grandpa who can’t figure out where he left the remote.

The article is listed under “Music” yet there is nothing about the actual music in the article. Imagery, choreography and visuals are great, but they aren’t music.

Waddles sees EVERYTHING as a reflection of himself. If you praise him you are forever a “great person”. If you somehow “offended” him you are part of the “deep state” hell-bent on unfairly defaming his “character”. The way he sees it, the sum total of John Lewis’ entire life boiled down to “snubbed me”. 

The guys in Spinal Tap were lovable, at least. And they wrote a few catchy tunes, thus they weren’t totally inept. I see Waddles as more like an obnoxious bratty ten year old boy, face and hands smeared with chocolate, trying to blame his infant sister for eating all the candy. The fact that there are actually people…