Still better than their proposed headline, “Mitch’s Bitch Acquires Gaudy Necklace.”

I tweeted this to the “writer” of that article- I wonder if he’s catching a lot of hell at Tribume HQ now. I live in Chicago so this irks me to no end. Also, some wonder why traditional general interest newspapers are failing. This article is the perfect example of why.

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

Nope. Thousands of tests have been done in the attempt to prove that men are more analytical, and every one of them has failed. Additionally, emotions are not quantifiable, so it can’t be proven that one gender is more emotional.

No honest man needs more than four pockets.

Hopefully, it’s a figment of my imagination. It seems every other food is being “red velveted” lately.

What an interesting way to style your hair

YAAASSS! Because - GOOD LORD MAN - none of those look anything like the gorgeous pictures on StyleWe! That’s what’s causing her nuttiness. “How can I say nice things about this cheap shit?”

There is definitely a part of me that thought the parts that seemed off might have just as much to do with trying to sell that crap with a straight face and having NO IDEA what to really say about it so she could still get paid.

This certainly answered any questions I may have had.

The credit applies (or used to) to an adoption or a failed adoption. We took the credit for the $10k or so we spent on the match that failed.

Ugh. Sorry to hear that. I hope he was able to offset some of it with the adoption tax credit.

He and his father used to be guests on a paranormal radio show out of MN. He is about that GHOST LYFE.

She’s not going to fuck you. Quit white knighting.

It did, thankfully. We eventually met a wonderful birthmom who gave us our first son, then volunteered to act as surrogate for our second one.

Seriously? People do that for the lulz? WTF?

Sorry, but people that are generally good people don’t do things that are both illegal and repugnant, childish, petty, and malicious. She’s an objectively terrible person.

Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...

This has impacted me way more than I thought it would. I already felt self concious in the locker room and in life and now it just confirms my greatest fear. I like kind of had a melt down when I was getting dressed this morning based on this (and just a shitty self esteem week in general). Mockery of people's looks…

“Because I am new to Snapchat, I didn’t realize that not everyone has the same body type, metabolism, and exercise habits as I do, and also that not everyone gets paid to look like a model. I also was unaware that violating another person’s privacy, in an area of utmost privacy such as a locker room (where people are…