This made me guffaw. YA BURNT, SORBO!!!

I was thinking the same damn thing - they both look REAL beat. I am 31, and I can honestly say on my worst day I don’t look nearly as Keith Richards as they do.

Chicago pies are a very nice casserole ... but that ain’t pizza ;) 

I really liked a lot of what was on Bangerz because it at least felt like she was really enjoying herself as an artist. This new stuff just sounds like “I still need to put out music but now I’m afraid to do what I really want to do.” The weird Flaming Lips stuff was better than this. The backyard sessions were better…

“I cannot be kicked out of anywhere in DC.”

Yeah. I am pretty sure people have been doing unspeakable things to camo for a long time. But buying that design and then releasing a very similar line right afterwards seems very suspect. Don’t know how close the designs have to be to make a case.

HA, I love that! As long as they’re not obnoxious I love when flight attendants have a little fun. On a flight home to San Diego from Chicago, our Southwest FA once said something along the lines of “if you look to our left, you’ll see a bunch of people headed somewhere that SUCKS.” It gave me a giggle for sure.

I was on a Southwest flight where an attendant came on and said “Belts on, everyone - the Captain wants to try something.” Totally out of the blue, no followup. I thought it was awesome and everyone had a good laugh.

:: comes at you ::

Nope. Don’t care. He’s pretty enough he doesn’t also need to be smart. I’ll be smart for both of us.

Walk around eating handfuls of loose hamburger meat out of a bag labeled HUMAN FLESH.

Winnie and Guinnee, I live just down the street in a condo with a guest room. You both seem to be actually chill (opposed to whatever Ashly’s definition of chill is), so if that ticking time bomb ever does go off, your welcome for as long as you’d like to stay. All I ask in exchange is for you to release rights to…

I like the attitude that she’s being pretty reasonable now, but they better be on their best behavior because she’s a “ticking time bomb”.

Yeah, this is me. “My passive aggression knows no bounds, try ME.”

I’m sorry but this must be said:

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

Now if G had told Ashly she’d “cunt punt” her if she came at her and Winnie like that again, then maybe they’d be on par.

Futilely?

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

Is sarcasm a renewable energy source?