March 19, 1983, I went with my college roommate to Prince's 1999 Tour in Kansas City (with Vanity 6 and The Time). Roomie scored us second row, middle section seats. Unbelievable. I remember I wore an outfit that I hoped looked like one of Pat Benatar's.

I saw him about twenty years ago and everybody was basically a normal human up until the second he stepped onstage, at which point every woman around me started shrieking and rending garments left and right—I swear it was grandmothers, rednecks, your cousin Cheryl with the limp, and me—total hysteria. And it didn’t…

Prince is dead. Today is stupid. This year is stupid and the world is stupid.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

my coworker is on one right now. let me tell you, it’s a treat working with her. people prone to hanger have NO BUSINESS doing a juice cleanse. I mean, it’s stupid no matter what, but those people are just being assholes to the rest of us who have to deal with them b/c they “wanna lose three pounds.”

If I spent more than 12 hours on 200 calories I wouldn’t have clear eyes or energy, I would be covered in the blood of the nearest person I tried to kill and eat.

now now now, calm down and lets talk about chem trails

I simply say “I’m glad that it works for you”.

I. Fucking. Hate. The. *TOXIN* Babble.

Duh, that’s why you have to saran-wrap a cut onion to your feet at night!

do you think if I worked out in a thunder shirt, it would give me less anxiety about being in a gym?

Honor Bro code

How am I expected to read this long article, when I got a rage stroke halfway into the third paragraph that has rendered me blind?

I disliked what went down when Sandra left Property Virgins (I forget why, maybe because they moved their filming from Toronto to California?) and Egypt Sherrod was hired to do the show, and the fans got predictably racist. Although I love how Egypt films in the Atlanta area (and NC, I think) basically trolling all…