omg I watched the video before I read the article and the lady is clearly SMILING through her open screaming crying mouth. I noticed it even through the blurry, somewhat distant video. I went in to the article already smelling BS.

her?

There’s no escaping the TLC marriage curse. I think The Little Couple pair are the only ones who are still together.

A few years ago my husband and MIL went out with her sister’s greyhound for a walk. He was wearing a new fancy collar and he slipped right out of it and I swear it was like a cartoon where all that is left is a puff of smoke. He took off, sprinted around us in circles for a bit, then came back (thank goodness). Scared…

I wasn’t going to say anything but I have observed a few facebook threads with like 96 nested replies discussing a shitty analogy and it has triggered my Campaign Against Bad Analogies. PEOPLE, for the love of maple syrup, PLEASE STOP USING BAD ANALOGIES.

It definitely bummed her out for a while but she’s working on it. I feel like I am hearing a higher number of “strangers know my dog better than me” stories than usual lately.

One of the gals I follow on instagram finally got the confidence to bring her service dog into Target, she was nervous about it for this very same reason. Of course, some lady walked up to them and pulled on the dog’s tail, then had the nerve to say “see! your dog is distracted! real service dogs don’t get distracted!”

Why is it that celebrities, with all their money and assistants and social media managers, can’t fucking figure out that punctuation cuts off a hashtag.

I actually just put my two weeks in this morning after vocalizing my concerns with increasing frequency and urgency over the past 6 months. I’m giving up my much needed paycheck, equity and benefits, simply because my boss is a sociopath. My lovely and competent coworkers have been jumping ship left and right.

We are so on that train too! I’ve got 45 years before I’m 75 and by that time the laws will be completely different. I feel like I want to have a nice old age run where I yell at wheel of fortune idiots on my fancy entertainment viewer, say mean things and drink a lot and people just ignore it cause I’m old. Then once…

Samesies! I gave a copy of my advanced directive to my parents and my mom got all wispy eyed and used the phrase “people wake up all the time, miracles happen.” I was like “aaaaaaand that’s why I’m making an advanced directive.”

I think you might have to sign and date it, otherwise someone could argue that someone else made the note.

You don’t even need a lawyer! There’s truly no excuse. You can print a boilerplate form online, change the variables to your liking, sign it, file a copy with a sibling or parent so there’s an extra in the hands of someone you trust, and you’re good to go. Spouse and I did our advanced directives and wills in one…

“she didn’t do anything like that again” - I feel like I would have fired her. Did your parents find out about the cops?

Thank you. It’s a real union-fest on Jezebel and I don’t think people realize there are unions that can actually be bad for workers.

Thank you for the explanation :)

I got into a long argument with my dad a few years ago where I basically told him that I’d probably be a Republican if not for all their fucked up social stances. I basically said, “as long as the right continues to endanger a woman’s right to choose, I will always vote Democrat.”

Yup, she planned a memorial golf tournament not even in his hometown, like 20 minutes away in her hometown, where he knew no one.

Not overheard, but my boss has been on an exaggeration kick lately. Part of my job is email marketing and over the past two years he’s steadily gone from “Listen, I’m right, because I’ve sent 100 million emails” to “you’re wrong and I’m right because I’ve sent 2 billion emails so far in my career.” We definitely have…

Most of the clothes in my closet are hand me downs from my mom.