The best part about it is that people use it to carte blanche say whatever the fuck they want about someone. We would joke all the time about how ridiculous it could get...

he can mad my martigan any time he wants.

When I lived in Appalachia I learned that “bless their soul” is for talking shit about dead people. “Bless their heart” is for talking shit about living people.

You’re getting some sass here but you made a fair point.

I have a good one for you - I was the cat person and my husband was the dog person. 5 years ago we knew we wanted a pet but couldn’t get a dog because of our apartment. We got 2 cats instead. At first he’s just being diplomatic, “yeah they’re fine.” Then one day I was walking through the apartment and the bedroom door…

Apparently there’s like 13 so I was waaaaaaay off. The earring was one of the ones I saw, but missed the bikini strap, necklace, hair, heel, and there’s also an extra reflection in her right eye.

I think I found 5, six if you count her weird pinky toe (but it might just be a weird toe).

Is it OK if I grew up in New England (“wicked” is our jawn, y’all) but picked up “y’all” when I lived in Virginia and never gave it up?

I was sad to learn the original article was about food and not the merits of eating out of a bowl vs off of a plate.

The only thing more awesome than reading comments from a bunch of people who have no idea how technology works, is watching people’s minds explode as they grapple with what is more important - fighting terrorists or upholding the constitution.

Yes! Also that’s exactly the way nitrates work.. You ingest far more nitrates from eating a bowl of dark leafy greens like kale than cured meat.

You can guarantee that any sports announcer who uses the word “class” to describe that human thumb has been compensated in some manner. His entire “classy” image was fabricated and everyone bought it hook line and sinker. Dude’s just a regular piece of shit and it takes literal proof for people to realize it, and…

UMMMM ITS ELLE KING

Came here to say “too much snow crab,” but this says it wayyy better.

And Beckham would never, ever, ever, make his hair suffer like that.

So beckham wears 80's game show host suits and moon boots?

I’m going with the purse, provided that it holds its value well enough that I can sell it on ebay and still put away $4k or so.

If you’re going with the college student = adult analogy, then you must extend it to college = work. If visitors were coming to tour my workplace and a group of coworkers behaved in this manner, they would be fired immediately.

I watched the standup special again after finishing ‘master of none’ and even though I loved it the first time, I appreciated it even more after I saw all the stuff you mention in your last paragraph. Try it again (The MSG one on netflix) and see if it seems better after having watched the show.