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Netflix takes foreeeevveerrrrr. I have no idea if it’s on purpose or not. But I am so excited for this, Jessica Jones and Grace & Frankie.

I’m thankful my public school did a great job of sex ed when I was in 6th grade. I like to think my parents would have handled it similarly if my school did not teach it.

Destination-specific go bags! Love it!

Side note, her TBT tweet inspired me to listen to some RHPS soundtrack, but for some reason I had it set to repeat. Just listened to Hot Patootie 17 times in a row and just now snapped out of it and noticed... what the fuck am i doing.

+1 for Old Man on the Mountain gif. Your gif game has been spectacular lately!

OMG that kid in the middle is LITERALLY (not literally) my cousin. My cousin’s facebook profile picture is currently this:

-Taylor Doose has dementia and all of the random facts he knows about the town’s history and people start fading away and he becomes a depressing shell of his former self.

The gifs on these posts are so well done. I appreciate the effort and creativity that goes into each one. Excellent work.

It’s not the kid part that I mind, I am a Bad Influence Aunt to three lovelies, it’s that usually people with kids are on a different schedule than me and I am a bad planner and don’t deal with changes well. The kids are all invited! I have an old sega genesis they can play while we drink !

I’m sure some people do take it off of meetup, that has just been my personal experience (and in LA, where everyone is basically constantly in Networking Mode). Now I live in San Diego on top of a mountain and can’t really afford to travel far unless I feel pretty good that something could come out of it. One of the

I hope it can do couples too! My husband and I do everything together and really want another couple to hang out with. We don’t have kids and don’t want any. I constantly feel like Marshall and Lily.

Tell me about it! I awkwardly texted my dogsitter (who is awesome friend material) that we should “totally be friends in real life” and she was like “haha, yeah!” I couldn’t tell if it was like “heh..heh...yea......” or like “heyyyy yeah!” so when I went to pick up the dogs I was just like “ok well.... bye!”

Me too!

I’m the opposite. In my early 30's now and EVERYONE is having kids. I don’t want children. I don’t party or go to the bar, I just want someone to have a glass or 5 of wine with after a hike.

Yeah, my experience on meetup has been that everyone is a serial meetupper. They just keep going to meetup events instead of cleaving off and forming individual friendships. I mean, I like going to brunch with 20+ people as much as the next guy but... wait a second, no I don’t.

They also refer to the 100 mile radius around DC as the “blast zone”, as in, the area of destruction in case of a nuclear bomb attack.

I think they call that “the curse of jessie j”

: )

I used to live in a Radio Quiet Zone (this is a Real Thing) and found out that people move there precisely because it is a radio quiet zone. No cell service, no radio except the public station.

I think this is part of the reason why shit like this angers me to the extent that it does. It’s not snake-oil for something like acne or dry skin, annoying but relatively innocuous stuff. If that’s all they were claiming I’d be like “lol wut” and then move on. I’ll admit it has worked on me a couple times - I have a