And bodies in general are self-cleaning homeostatic systems. If our bodies really were collecting and accumulating “toxins”, everyone would have had liver and/or kidney failure by now.

there ya go

I’m trying really really hard to think of a joke involving prada backpacks and I CAN’T DO IT. brain, come on!

She was for sure my fave. I really liked to picture her after the show telling her mom, “you know we should really put this in my college fund instead.”

THANK YOU for reminding me of this. Me, my husband, my brother and his roommates all watched every single episode. The one true highlight (I can’t believe this video only has 1000 views) (I’m from Massachusetts so this is especially comforting for me):

Right? Who cares if the audition process is blind if every application is the same guy in a different hat.

I’ll design the programs for free! Need ushers? Concessions?

That just gave me the best visual. You have been killing it lately. Keep it up.

I am 30 and I had to convince my 24-year old coworker that she is slam dunk in the middle of the millennial generation. I was like “sweetie I’M a millennial, believe me, I wouldn’t admit that if it weren’t true. Which makes you a Millennial, capital M.”

I was reading it in my head in my autocomplete voice, like a robot, till I got to that line, switched to “I LIKE TOITLES” then promptly switched back to robot voice for the rest.

YES

I don’t know the real segmentation on this, but I think there are plenty of people who want confirmation that an animal was raised responsibly and humanely slaughtered without witnessing it. My MIL will eat meat that we slaughter but doesn’t exactly want to come with us to watch. For those people, at least they are…

If it is a beef cattle, people in the industry sometimes use “beeve” and “cattle” in the singular even though grammatically it doesn’t make sense. People also say a “head” of cattle or a bovine.

I just asked him, he says it’s like trying to grab wicked greasy hair.

Sheep are the sneakiest because they are so little and they get brought in to the kill floor in groups. My husband on two(!) occasions had a sheep escape and he had to drive down the street to pick it up.

You are correct. Steers look like they have hairy belly buttons (it’s actually a peepee!). Heifers have empty udders that are tight against their body (so you can’t really see them that well anyway) (and a vagina, but you can only see it if it swishes its tail out of the way).

+1. Meat is the most nutritionally complete food there is. I really wish people wouldn’t say “I have to stop eating meat.” No - you have to stop eating bad meat and too much of it in one sitting. There is plenty of good meat out there, including meat where you can go and visit these slaughterhouses and see how they…

yup!

My husband’s definition of a first world problem is finding the good link and successfully X-ing out the ads. “I can’t believe I have to do this every week!” he says. Our TV bill is $10 a month for netflix. We get to watch any game we want for free, and on a local network so I get to feel like I’m back home. This is…

I like this strategy!