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Too bad she didn’t get swept away in the Pismo Beach Disaster.

I saw this all the time in college, and since then in a bunch of mountain towns I lived in. It unfortuantely is like a source of pride in smaller towns and college towns - I never understood why. I live in a very rural place now, like down a mile-long dirt road, and I still lock every door. I’m standing up to do it

This is the BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL WEEK!!!!!!

It was SO the brother. Back in the very first interview with him when they are gathered with the ex-boyfriend to start their own search, he is talking about starting the grieving process and how hard it’s going to be to move on. Move on? Aren’t you doing your first search party now? It was like he already knew she was

I had a similar hot take but mine is on the brother and ex-boyfriend.

WHAT!!!!!!!

pics* or it didn’t happen

The line about “she will tell us when she is ready” should be some kind of check box on the “are you delusional” survey.

I fucking love this.

My husband last night goes “is it weird that I used to get hungry during that scene? I mean, look at all that gooey cheese!”

I watched Amy Poehler’s interviews last year and they weren’t deep or in-depth, and they didn’t remove the questions about their dress. After “who are you wearing” and the question about their movie, usually comes “who are you dating” and “how do you stay so skinny”. Instead of those latter 2, Amy asked questions that

Close! More like a pumpkin in a trapper hat and overalls.

Also a gun owner here! Amateur hunter but I just DESTROYED our halloween punkins on the property last week.

I have always said, the grilled cheese is the best deal in the lot. I was remarking on this at a festival and someone whispered in my ear, “I have a way better deal for $1. This will change your life.”

She even switched pens to sign it. Girl is going to go places.

Grew up on the North shore. I just posted in another comment above that I’ve had an ex boyfriend OD and live, and my best friend’s ex boyfriend OD and die. It is heart wrenching to watch my high school class separate into those who become successful adults and those who become addicts.

I’m not going to watch it for this exact reason. I’ve had an ex boyfriend OD and live, and a best friend’s ex boyfriend OD and die. He was from the cape. In high school and college we used to joke about townies who stay in their parents’ basements after graduation and are worthless. Then the townies started ODing on

Don’t worry, we’ll have Gavin Newsom in a few short years cloggin’ up my newsfeed and I’ll be A-OK with it.

FaceBook. FaceBook. Face Book. That is Bothering me.

Was just googling where to go eat and wondering what I was craving and waddya know, it’s this! Thanks for climbing into my brain and figuring out what I’m hungry for.