I’m solidly in the “don’t go” camp. I’d so much rather sit at home and let mom and pop foot the cocktail bill, and have friends stop by when it works for them, or vice versa and go to their house. You get to control the people you see, the ones who actually want to see you will show up, you avoid the dicks and don’t…

+1, I-dont-know-her.gif

I just starred almost every comment in this thread. Thank you, commenters, for a hearty Christmas Eve chuckle.

I love you because that apostrophe had nothing to do with why I did not comprehend 80% of your post. I’ve never seen Star Wars, but I was raised Catholic, so that’s the 20% I understood :)

Someone has to start somewhere, so we can begin to set a precedent and a pattern in motion. 6 weeks may not be enough but this is still a good thing.

...whispered Meat Loaf into Edward Norton’s ear, as they slinked down the sidewalk in the dark.

myrtle beach’s airport is international? v impressed. I didn’t know how far people were willing to travel for airbrushed dolphin t-shirts.

I too would like to know. The newspaper inserts I’ve seen only advertised weekly specials, not clippable coupons. Maybe there’s also an app?

File to: Things that will never happen to me because I will never willingly put myself into this situation.

Agreed. It may also open the door for doctors to make some kick backs since there is a price tag associated with the content of their medical evaluations.

Ah, got it. Thanks! I really love all the legal stuff I learn in these comments, so thank you :) It’s much more fun than google.

I believe it’s actually “Wilcock”.

Is that like a business card where you list all your venereal diseases so you can hand them out to one night stands?

yes, always have a separate pouch for spare beads.

Accurate. I also pack like this, but if I went to bed at 4am after all that wine I’d wake up at 1pm and be like “I’m ready! Wow, it’s light out.”

I don’t have a dildo but do people usually keep it in a bag? I feel like my suitcase is a collection of sand and bacteria from various (domestic US, of course) places and the thought of it sticking to my dildo to then insert later into myself just makes me want to pick up some summer’s eve.

oh, the way he said it too... “UGH,”

It’s resonating with the target audience, so.

“Pie-po launches this fall!” Well according to the date of that post you’ve got 11 days to get your shit together and launch...

That’s what I say to my dog when I’m trying to get him to hurry up and take a piss already. “OK Moosie, let’s have a pee-pee and a poo-poo...”